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Monday Blues Free

2010-11-15T16:30:00.003+08:00

Well Hello Dear Monday,

why does this Monday feel not like any other dreaded Mondays?

is it because...

I had breakfast this morning?
I finished all my work by 12 noon?
All productions are going smoothly..no screaming aunties on the phone saying they want to sue my company...? "btw..like I give a shit.."
my boss went out early in the morning and just got back.. no stinky toilet.. stupid herbalife..
sitaopors head would put a smile on anybodies face..
liaws hips hurts...wonder from what exercise?
got ma tix to watch HP7 this wednesday
ridiculously ordered some useless stuff online XPPP.. can't wait!!!

Arrghhh just 10 more minutes.........HOU SIEN AHHHH!!!

Hungry Ghost Festival

2010-08-23T16:46:00.013+08:00

23 August 2010 (Monday)

From the pages of our bible....the powerful and awesome Wikipedia:

The Ghost Festival, also known as the Hungry Ghost Festival, is a traditional Chinese festival and holiday (well not really holiday la...if holiday syok lor) celebrated by Chinese in many countries. In the Chinese calendar, the Ghost Festival is on the 15th night of the seventh lunar month. (huh?? ya meh...thought it was the 14th.."chat yuit sap sei" ma...)

In Chinese tradition, the fifteenth day of the seventh month in the lunar calendar is called Ghost Day and the seventh month in general is regarded as the Ghost Month (鬼月), in which ghosts and spirits, monsters and the powerpuff girls, including those of the deceased ancestors, come out from the lower realm.

Anyway, during the 7th month its considered taboo to talk of spirits or tell ghost stories. It is said that the "friends" are all around us, and are particularly keen on listening to what we have to pepok about THEM. Being rebellious the way we are, we decided to mock them by having our faces painted to blend in....

	It starts with a little mole.
	And of course a lil lipstick

	Hail Hitler

Dickhead #1	Dickhead #2
	er... whats wrong with her??
	Liaws Motto No Pork No Life~!
	Maggi Break
	Compared to Liaws, My face is considered cute..
	Babi Gothic...

Not bad for a non clubbing friday huh?

Oklah truth be told, this was just friday night mahjong.
Losers get their face painted by the winner of the round.
Beats playing 10 bloody cents for a point
and its far more entertaining this way..

Debs bila mau main? nyek nyek nyek...

Mambo!

2010-01-06T21:42:00.021+08:00

Everyone was banned from putting up photos of the night on facebook.
I guess they should have specified more clearly

I'm pretty sure this isn't facebook...lolol

Here's risking everything!!!
Salute!

will include descriptions later...heheheh
now very sleepy

the night starts out normal.

cam whoring at its best...

From left :
lala liaw
Hideaki @ sei GaY lou
Ice @ MakMak @ Lady GaGa

Debz & Some Random Colleague I didn't really bother to find out what name...hahaha

Alcohol kicks in as
Hideaki Turns Into A Tomato~

Debz trying to seduce me but I'm too sweaty to even bother..
sorry Debz...Lesbianism..Katakanlah Tak Nak..hahaha

This is where it turns AWESOME!! i mean ugly..
Introducing DB #1..miss Legomei...

This is one of Liaw impersonating the DB.

Lawrence making fun of the dead~

LOLOL...

OMG I'm so lucky to have friends like these..
If i get totally wasted I know they will take good care of me..

This is DB #2
Mrs. Lawrence

Necrophilia

This pose so cool right?

Hideaki : "I LAI EE!"

Urghhh...Debz ur favourite...Puke!

Liaw : "Toy!! Faster Pose!!!"
Toy : "Dun be so bad la!!!"
*Pulls out Camera*
Toy : "ahh just managed to pose in time...lolol"

Liaw we're so dead is mei mei finds out!

notice i said i didnt want to take photos with the DB?
Ended up taking so many shots...HAHAHA

i had to pose this way as my ass was pushing her towards the inner part of the sofa...she was practically falling off~

.

Sohai Liaw

Ho Jiak! Huat Ah!!

Busy msging someone they also want to kacau me...HAIZZZ

Debs u need to ease up on the foundation weh..
hahahahahaha

this pic must be from the front part, cuz both of them look sober...

.

omg Debz you so tall!!!!

Liaws Bf #1 : Dou Ba Keong

Liaws Bf #2 : Sor Keong

The night ended with Liaw first puking on my pants,
then later into a glass, which she slowly placed it on the table together along with the other drinks...
EWWWW WTF LIAWWW!!!!

I had to carry DB#1 back to the car which ended with me dumping her on the floor whilst I searched my bag for my Ventolin Inhaler..

Though it ended badly, the night truly rocked!
Thank You Lawrence!!! You Da Man!!!

Oh and just a lil clip for yall..
Damn touching... remember to turn up the volume...
Enjoy : Watch watch watch!

you light up my life

2009-12-10T20:44:00.009+08:00

9th December 2009 10.10pm

Velvet Mambo Jambo Nite
Lawrence won some FHM contest.
The Prize? 5 bottles of black label...
Fuh~ its almost as if we died and gone to heaven....

Toy : "baby... come...mummy wants to go out edi...comere girl~comere"
Fergie : "i ain't movin from ma spot..i'm comfy here"

*she lingers on her favourite mandarin squash pillow under my computer table.
her favourite hideout... "she thinks I can't see her there...lol"

Toy : "comere girl~comere...."
Fergie : "nope.. not movin'..not happening...nada...nein!"

*sigh..*

Usually she gets super hyper when i start to put on my shoes/slippers.
Its cool how she knows by just a change of clothes means I'm going out.
The way she tries to tug at my pants

Fergie : "NO UR NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ME!! GRRR Gimme Them Pants..."
Fergie : "DIE PANTS DIE!"
Fergie : "haha i got your shirt~ come and get it!!"

The clinking of the keys would start a series of mini barks and baby howls~
n all this is before I even turn the knob.

Fergie : "awooooooooooooo~~~~~"
*translation : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ~~ ~

you could still hear her while walking down the stairs....

we've only been separated for 3 days
which was when she visited and stayed with her uncle 6pack guy whilst I went to Penang for Ahmas' annual death anniversary...

she must be so scared...

now..
the silence is deafening..
the wait is killing me inside...

its just not fair..

2009-12-10T16:33:00.001+08:00

Fergie's sick.. kidneys and liver not functioning properly
To anyone who cares.. please pray for her..

Thanking you in advance......

Don't Drag Me To Hell

2009-06-28T12:01:00.008+08:00

Saturday Evening

Toy : "omg you know bla bla bla bla bla...."
Debz : "hey we talk about it at dinner la..."
Toy : "ok...we can go to this chinese restaurant here.....bla bla bla huh? then what you wanna eat?"
Debz : "dim sum!!"
Toy : "waaa expensive...but can la...hahahaha"
Debz : "hahaha but the dim sum there bo ho jiak edi.."
Toy : "bitch..make up your mind la.."
Debz : "mamak or that chinese restaurant la.."
Toy : "okok what time?"
Debz : "8pm ok?"
Toy : "hmm better make it 8.30pm"
Debz : "k la im going to zzz for awhile first...see ya"

8pm
*some scary ass music at the background*
i open my eyes.
its dark.

note to self : change bloody debz ringtone... fuckin scary weh...

Toy : "hello?" (trying to sound awake)
Debz : "you still at home ah?"
Toy : "ya..why ah?"
Debz : "bitch..im at sentul already la"
Toy : "oh im leaving now edi.."
Debz : "you ahhh"
Toy : "what...kuchais like 10 mins from my place oni"
Debz : "kk faster la...biatch.."

Time to push the red button.
Light speed mode set : ON

i reach the mamak at 8.40
not too bad la..10 mins late only.. hehe
our 8 por session commences.
stories of all sorts are looked into and laughed at..

suddenly debz starts laughing like siao
i turn and look
the good ppl at brj
while trying to ready the big screen for their daily gangsters movie show
takes out a traffic sign board and moves it away to make room for the movie
wtf...how cool is that..?

i explain how brj always plays gang movies
movies you don't see in the cinema or astro
very very realistic hong kong triad movies
we continue our pepok till suddenly a woman gets slapped
(in the movie la of course)
a gang is torturing a woman trying to pry info from her
she denies them
simon aka dai lou uses some plyers and pulls the first tooth out
then second tooth
then pulls our her nail (WHOLE!!)
and another guy stabs a knife through her palm

jaws drop.

Toy : "omg!!!"
Debz : "stupid bitch! of coz you start telling them the info la!!
Toy : "for me i see the plyers only i'll shout "OKOK i'll tell you everything i know! no need for plyers and all!"
Debz : "yala!! i mean even if you wanna protect the person. The first tooth should do the trick edi la! crazy..why wait till they torture you so much then only tell..thats just plain stupid!"
Toy : "i know what you mean. but what if you're trying to protect the person you love very much? someone like.....ermm your parents? like,,,"Wheres your parents!!!" and you know they are going after them to kill them"
Debz : "er..." *shurgs*

*silence*

Toy : "I'd tell them straight away if they bring out the plyers weh!"
Debz : "hahahaha me also weh!!"
Toy : "yala..i mean put a gun to my head...then i will reconsider. i die or they die. k that one sacrifice never mind la..."
Debz : "ya exactly. my dad prolly outlive me anyway...haha"
Toy : "yea..but bring out plyers all means.. sorry la.. every man for himself edi...prolly tell them straight then try to call them and get them to safety"
Debz : "yea~"

hey debz..i think we're going to hell weh...hahahaha
Yo Lamia~ drag me to hell~

we lepaks at brj till 11.30pm
debz suddenly has this bright idea of catching a movie
"drag me to hell" to be precise.
horror movie?
saturday night?
bring it!!!

we didnt really know if MV was playing the movie
so i msged the 6pack guy *click click "are you at home" click send*
**beep beep "yea whats up"**
**click click click.....*

Debz : "call him la bitch!! we haven't got all day!!"
Toy : "hahah okok okok..."

Toy : "hey i need a hugeee favor!"
6pack guy : "what why? where are you?"
Toy : "can you tolong masuk gsc website and see what midnight movies are on?"
6pack guy : "*click click click* due to over trafficking bla bla bla unable to bla bla bla
Toy : "shit! debz how la! cannot masuk!"
6pack guy : "*click click click*
Debz : "huh let me ask Ken!"
Toy : "mumble mumble mumble
6pack guy : "midnight movies! this one sure you like one. BLOOD: The Last Vampire!"
Toy : "fuck you weh!!:
6pack guy : "hahahhaa...Departure...a story of...bla bla.."
Debz : "No."
Toy : "Anything else?
6pack guy : "Dance Subaru. A japanese film...of ..."
Toy : "no japanese movies please."
6pack guy : "Drag me to hell! 12am!"
Toy & Debz : "YESSSSS!"
Toy : "Thanksssss so much!"
6pack guy : "no problemo"

we reach MV with about 15 minutes to spare.
i rush in while debs look for parking.
i get to the ticket counter...and they only have 17 seats left.
the only two seats together are on the 1st row.

Toy : "small cinema. front row quite far away from the screen.."
Debz : "crazy ah...no man!:
Toy : "ok la we sit apart."
Debz : "im cool with it"

we walk into the cinema
DAMNN
the front seats are about 8m away from the screen

Debz : "see told you!! crazy bitch! summo wanted to get front seats!"
Toy : "ok what~ just lie down straight and watch..haha"

the movie starts at 12.20am
i tell you if i was 20 years older.
i wouldav kena heart attack edi!!

debs on the other hand thought the movie was abit lame.

but i was really spooked!
the last time i felt so scared was the american haunting
my heart was beating so fast i could feel the discomfort it was causing me

right after the movie ends
Toy : "debz! how to drive home alone la!! heart attack weh"

the whole journey back to kuchai to get my car
was a series of "shit weh!", "fuck weh!", and "how la weh!"

shit weh! damn scary weh!
fuck weh! the woman omg! heart attack la!
how la weh! i sleep alone! no ones at home!

i just couldnt stop.
debz said i had to stop it edi becoz now she's getting abig scared edi...hahahha

I reach home.
Thank god the good people in connaught apartments are all vampires and only sleep during the day.
I walk back to my place to find Fergs patiently waiting for me.
adhu dhu dhu
Toy : "girl ah lucky you didn't watch the movie ah...you also sure heart attack like mummy"
Fergie : "growwl growwl bark bark"
Translation : "do i look like i give a rats ass ah? feed me bitch!"

i feed Fergie and leave the main door open for her to go out and lepak while i wash my clothes.
About 20 minutes later I'm shouting at her to come home.
Just as i was about to take my clothes out back to dry
Fergie barks at the same direction.
SHIT!
Girl what you barking at?
*mini schnauzer growls*
i stand there, carrying a whole load of my clothes,
looking at the lil mutt growling at the empty space...
do i? do i not?
shit...tough decision..
should i just go to bed and watch the simpsons?

For those who do not know.
The simpsons is my cure for everything.
It keeps my mind blank while i fall asleep.

And so i wake up this morning
feeling some what sohai for being so chicken the night before..

oh well...at least they didn't drag me to hell... yet...

to all the people who adores horror movies as much as i do
Drag me to hell is a must watch!
not for the faint hearted..

Warning :
Movie might cause :

abnormal heart beat & discomfort
alot of cussin after the movie, and
alot of clothes hung out to dry in the living room

The Young and Rest-less...no seriously.... ;)

2009-06-27T11:19:00.003+08:00

I don't know what the big deal is with some people.
"Ahh damn tired...not enough sleep.."
*complaints complaints complaints...*
you guys are acting like you're 60!
my dads' 60 and even he doesn't complain that he's tired...lol
I think the only time he complains that he's tired is when i tell him :

Toy : "paaa... lets go giant!! wan buy this this this this this this this ....................."
(Dads face goes doe eyed.. shit the bitch wants to buy stuff)
Serembans' Most Handsome : "ha???? aiya tired la..." *clickin the astro remote*

I've been told that i have an abnormal amount of energy for a person who :-

sleeps very little
works Monday to Friday (sometimes shitty Saturdays like today)
works at home at night till late
goes to the gym
yamchas for 3 hours after gym

the list goes on...

I've recently tried to change my sleeping habits to approx about 7 hours a day
Its supposed to be for health purposes and to lose weight faster...*fingers crossed*
So far its only managed to mess up my schedule.
I feel weird. I feel agitated. I feel sleepy.
I can't hear the alarm clock blaring.
(I think Fergie wouldav turned it off if she knew how)

Apparently under sleeping and over sleeping has the same effects.
WOW.
That i really didn't know.

Anyway so...
its been a week of me trying to sleep 7 hours a day...
its been a week of me waking up around 9 and late for work...
its been a week of me nodding away feeling damn sleepy around 4pm in the office...
(oh yeah..i accidentally hit my head on the monitor the other day..and yes.. it can be done! i use a laptop.. LOL)
its been a week of me snapping at my boss..(true story)
Its got me thinking.. is this 7 hour thingy worth all the fuss?

I've just went out last night.
(btw debs wasted yesterday you tak keluar...alot of ppl.. unfortunately you were TOO TIRED.. missed your bolster i presume... )
Slept about 5 something in the morning.
Woke up at 8 something to get ready to this fucked up piece of shit they call work.
SERIOUSLY la no one is working on Saturdays!
The phone hasnt rung.
Even the fucking boss doesnt come in on Saturdays.
So what the hell am i doing here!
sitting in front of my lappie typing shit that makes no sense
listening to blardy lite n ez because its the only station we can receive in this shithole
oops...missing the point once again..

as i was saying, i slept around 5 something
woke up about 8 something
feeling fucking refreshed!
what gives?

omg i just remembered why i wanted to post this blog.
im youtubing this morning, browsin tru some Michael Jackson videos.
and i come across this video of inmates in the Philippines
they have adopted this "non violent something something rehabilitating something something kinda programme"
they choreograph em dances and make the inmates perform in front of a crowd every month.
In the beginning i was thinking... "Damnnnn...this warden must be a sadistic sob weh...making the inmates dance"
then when i had the time (which i have an abundance of)
i pondered about it for a moment longer..
well...
it is the Philippines... LOL
i check out the expressions on the inmates faces
and they truly look like they are enjoying themselves.
and when you think about it..
its like a clubbing session in broad day light!
i mean..how cool is that?
ahahhahahahahaha

anyway, here's a clip... enjoy you blardy tired ppl...
lol you know i love you!

Plus Ronda

2009-05-10T21:28:00.005+08:00

With Sunday being Mother's Day,
as a dutiful and loving daughter,
I made my way back down to Seremban to visit my mum.
Jon's ride was a better option but alas
the thought of taking the train back up on Sunday was dreaded.

So off I went down the highway,
with oldies in the air
and happiness in the heart.

Just as i was nearing Kawasan Rehat Seremban,
I get the call.

Kochai : "Where are you?"
Toy : "Not sure, I'm past Nilai, nearing Seremban I guess..."
Kochai : "U need to take the bitch...I need to go to town and all! I can't be carrying that furball into the bank right? You just go.. I'll catch up"
Toy : "huh??? kawasan rehat seremban ok?"

So i turn in.

5 minutes pass and the Kelantanese Citra passes by.

WTF!!! so blardy fast ka?!?!?!

I take Fergie and place her on the passengers seat and tell her not to cross over.
Toy : "Here very dangerous ok! highway! you sit on your side!!"

She gives me the "i hate you mummy" look but obeys...

I pass Labu toll...
Hmm...no...i'm taking the next toll...mums place nearer...
just past 300meters.. i hear something...

click click click...

Wat on earth is that sound!??!?!?!

click click click...

*Switches off the radio*

click click click...

*turns off the air con*

click click click...

*looks at the meters*

OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
the temperature was so HOTTTTTT that its way past the maximum!!!
Its sooo HOT the blardy needle started to melt (ya thats me going crazy and exargerating)

Haihs...

Stopped at the side, called jon...
which he told me to lepak for an hour...
it took him 2 hours plus to get there.
by then i had already made friends with 2 plus ronda polis bantuan~
which were so kind and teman-ed me the whole time...

Haihs...

My poor baby is now in the workshop.
She didnt get to celebrate mothers day with me...

well at least now i know my car has a " radiator "
which drinks water...

Haihs...

I'm gonna be ride-less this whole week...
Anyone wanna take me out?
Please?!?!?!

Pretty Please??

YOUR!

2009-02-18T01:05:00.002+08:00

Home Cooking

2009-02-17T23:33:00.005+08:00

17th February 2009 11.34pm

Friends forbade me to go to the gym today.
It seems that swimming is bad for the ankle..??
Oh well, the gas pedal was giving me problems anyway.
PLUS! because I got soooo bored..
my place is super clean now!!

Garbage taken out? Check..
Vacuum and mop floor? Check..
Clean the toilet? Check..
Clean own room? Check..
Wash the clothes? fuck... guess it can wait till tomorrow...

Sei Gay Lou : "let your ankle rest!! or not how we going to go clubbing this Friday!!"
Toy : "I didn't even know we're going out clubbing this Friday?? LOL"

Lala : "Go your head ah go!! I don't want next time when we're 40 you call me ask me come and pick you up coz pain! @$%^$#@$$%% *alot of chinese curses*"
Toy : "I can go do a lil of weights and stuff ma.. and can swim"
Lala : "Swim your head ah! Chi Kow &^%$##$%^^%$#@"
Toy : "I... I also need to go and buy movie tickets ma..."
Lala : "I help you buy..you no need go.."

hehehe mission accomplished..
Bride Wars here we come.. cheapskate club style~

Left the office about 6.30.. decided to take the back way home.
Passed by Econsave and decided to make dinner tonight..

Turned right and got the shock of my life..
THE PILLARS WERE GONE!!! THE WALLS WERE NO LONGER THERE!!
Everything was empty and dark!!
The first thing that popped into my head was Econsave burned down!!!!
Then I saw some people inside the empty lot.
HELPPPPP!!!! HANTU ECONSAVE!!!!!

Toy : "OMG Econsave burned down!!!" *Looking for my phone to call Lala to tell her.....*

till I saw... the guys turn on the lights...
Cheras Indoor Badminton Courts...
Apparently I overshot and passed bloody Econsave..

DIU...

Had to lug my bloody notebook along with my sprained ankle.
put it in a trolley and started wobbling around.
I dunk packets of vegetables, fruits, and a whole chicken into the trolley..
Right before paying I realised..
My fridge is spoilt..
Thanks Kochai!!!

DIU...

I started to put everything back at its place
taking only what I needed for tonight.
I pushed towards the cashier and remembered..
Gas susah habis...

DIU...

I lost my patience this time and dumped everything except a bag of oyster mushrooms and a brick of tofu into the fruits section.
Here Econsave, kasi some work for you...

I make my way back to the trolleys section,
and pushed the trolley back in line..
The security guard looked at me as if I just squatted and peed on the floor....
I think he wasn't quite used to seeing a paying customer push the trolley back when the trolley doesn't require that dollar coin thingamajig...

Toy : "Don't worry I left some groceries at the fruit section.. I'm not really that nice.."
Security guy : "ahh..ah..." *smiling*
(I think he doesn't understand me..haha)

Watched "Sliver" by Sharon Stone & William Baldwin.
It used to be such a big hoohah..
Errr... Nothing great lor...
All I noticed was :

Damn how many Baldwins are there?
Sharon Stone didn't mandi after gym, and they had sex.. SALTY!!! hahahaha
You get to see some random dudes dingdong in the movie
&
William Baldwin has a hairy butt!!!!!!! hahahahahahah

hahahahaa at least I passed some time..
Crap and its still before midnight...

For once I'm going to try to sleep early..
Early early.. not like early in the morning early..

DIU...

p.s.. Debz is a Zebra SPIDER!!!(85 mins, she still hasnt noticed)

See Debs...I didnt lie.. There really is such a thing as a Zebra Spider!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Proof for debby : Zebs ia a Zebra Spider
Courtesy of your loving Aunty Joy...
Muahahahha NITE!!!

4 seasons of Valentine

2009-02-15T13:59:00.008+08:00

True Friends, unlike most hello-goodbye friends
fight like you've just killed her entire family
swears like a whore having a bad day
and at the end, puts her arm on your shoulder and says "man, what a great day"

I've experienced this many a time,
but never before in a club.
Its usually speaking in a very monotonous serious voice
or abundance of messages
both trying to make the other party feel bad
Yesterdays episode was a series of eye balling
shouting, cussing & pushing
if we weren't being pulled back and separated
i think punching and biting was in progress
i guess not your average cat fight... hahaha

True Friends will also understand when the time calls for a slap on the face
hahahahaha theres just something about a slap that gives great pleasure..

Yesterdays event was pretty awesome
music, booze, dancing, interesting crowd, jovial group
falling, puking, comforting, fighting, shouting, sprained ankles
practically perfect!!!
sprained ankle and all...

See Debs I promise you guys,
I get you guys...
Such a nice aunty...LOL
If things do work out you owe me a bottle of BOMBAY SAPPHIRE
Woohooooooo!!!

Silence

2009-01-23T18:48:00.002+08:00

Silence is all I hear from you.

so loud that I feel its hurts
I don't know where to start
everything is heavier this way
my coffees too dark
my new clothes feels like someone elses throwaway
please tell me I'm dreaming

You know not how i feel
I feel so powerless
you've stolen whats rightfully mine
I feel like a feather

I must be dreaming
why banish me
I can't take it
now i know why

its good to be alone

let me go back to where happier stands
bright and merry attention
give me back whats rightfully mine
silence is all I hear from you
now I know why

its good to be alone

Just for now..

2009-01-23T18:04:00.004+08:00

You'll find your way back down..
Before anything disappears.
Things will be back to normal,
you won't even know what happened here.
You're not always like this..
It's not your nature, you're not like this.
I know because I'm different..
I can see past all this,
and I don't like it..

Wish me luck.
I know its all over...
Is this it?

Looks just like me, but better..
I know because I'm different..

It's not meant to be like this,
Its not what I had planned..
I don't want to feel like this..

Just for now.
Get me out of here.

Let me go back to where I was.
My little own haven.
Suddenly things just happened.. I can't explain.
Its not even light out.
All I know is..get me out of here.

Just for now.

Hello I'm back...
Higher than I've ever flew before.
Ready to ride out of your glittering cloud.
I'm happy no matter what..
So much of who I am is part of my name,
and with my help you can be the same..
God I know I'm good at it, if you only dared.

Lets breathe...
High above your December of love.
I know I love you, I think I told you before..
This isn't happening.. No its just my imagination.

Cuz I love you...
Just for now...

Is this it?
Because I love you?
Yes I guess so too..
Don't make a sound.. for me.. please..
Just for now..

La La Gap Sii dik Gu Si.. (Story of Shyte)

2009-01-22T16:26:00.010+08:00

22 January 2009, 4.00pm

You know one of those days in the office,
where you've finished everything you could possibly do??
And its still 11am in the morning??
I'm having one of those days.
Endless hours of you-tubing, horoscope searching,
quiz taking, trying hard not to fall asleep days...
Oh yah I forgot to mention facebook poker.... hehe

Haha dun jealous..

Anyway what else can 2 idiots do with so much time on their hands???

Lala :
"minute minute hour" ur boss is gay.. coz when he stand... he like gay asss...let me draw let u ccccc...

Translation :
Fan fan zhung, your boss is gay.. because when he stands, his ass looks gay..

Apparently my boss was bending over at his own desk.
OMG seriously which straight guy bends over like dat???

Later after a very late lunch, about 3.30pm,
A customer came in.
I was too busy daydreaming to notice who...

*Blink Blink*

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he go in shit u know
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
??????
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
why de??
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
who is he??
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
tak tau
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he said find kevin
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
songkok??
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
How you know he go n shit??
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he say stomach pain
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
toilet 1st

Sound of running water and the pail..

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
washing ass
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
wahahahaha

Boss comes out, walks towards toilet in a hurry, ass all twitched.
Flips the curtain n sees the toilet door closed.
He turns and Lala explains to him a customer is in the toilet.
He walks very fast towards the storeroom and takes out a plastic bag...

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
he take plastic go in office to shit!
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
yerrrr
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
for collection meh
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
diuuuu

After 15 minutes, boss runs out towards the toilet n pushes the curtains away.
He sees the toilet door still shut, and walked quickly back to his office..

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
haha
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
wash ass i think
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
one eye see oso know he not yet come out la!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(definitetion of one eye see - yat ngan tai - sekali tengok)
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
ya lo
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
can see he reli GAP SII
(definitetion of GAP SII - need to go number 2 badly - "waaa aku nak berak!!!!")
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
i think kevin very gap si edi

The customer finally comes out n walks into boss's office...

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
kevin sure say
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
kevin : "how r u.. very gap sii"
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
kevin : "wait ah i go shit"
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
do u und i so harddddddd to tahan laugh
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
jibai
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
u stil laughing
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
later sure fighting inside de
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
coz kevin :"piiiiiii~~~~~, shit~~"

Latest news from Lala on a boring Thursday b4 leaving for home..

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
juz now got 1 guy in texas name is....
(texas - texas hold'em poker - facebook poker)
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
muhammad fahai

LETS GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Racist Is Me

2009-01-11T14:37:00.003+08:00

11 January 2009 2.37pm

There's a certain time in ones life where you crave for mamak food.
It's Weird!!

I've been working in Connaught since.... 2005?
All I ever have for breakfast and lunch is mamak food.
One would think I'd get sick of it by now..
(till middle of 2008, finally got tired and went for chinese food, but i still have my breakfast at the mamak since its the closest thing to food from my office)

Anyway, the craving is with me today.
I pull my lazy ass out of the house, down to the mamak to bungkus NASI LEMAK.. mmm
The wait was about half an hour (I guess everyone decided to have lunch at the mamak today)
I scanned around. Almost everyone was Malaysian cept this table of two.

Theres an increasing growth of a certain race here that goes to UCSI just opposite my place.
(not saying out loud for my own safety..lol, but you guys know right? oh oh de..)
well theres actually 2 la, but one of them is kinda considered my own (CHINA, yea see I'm not afraid of you hahaha)
I've never really gave it much thought till recently when more of them moved from the condo opposite my place to the condo behind us.
(THANKS TO THE BLOODY BRIDGE RECENTLY BUILT)
They now lepak at the chinese DA CHAO and mamak right in front of my flat.
Its fine if they keep it to themselves, but quite frankly they've become a nuisance.

They Drink.
Ya I know, so do we.
But we normally just become loud and laugh like hyennas.
OKLA I normally become loud and laugh like hyennas.
(this one is for you debby just incase you wanted to add more stuff in)

They've started to hassle the girls who sit alone waiting for their take aways.
I've kenaED a few times myself.
Most of the time i pretend "Me no speaketh no engwish"
and after about 5 minutes or so, they give up and disturb other females.

The girls have talked to the owner of the DA CHAO but what can they do?
They themselves fear these aliens.

Stones car got scratched so bad by them that she couldn't stop crying.
Sigh...

I park outside ever since I've given my parking sticker to Jon.
Theres quite a distance I have to walk before reaching my apartment,
and I usually meet at least 2-5 along the way.
I have to avoid all eye contact, so i normally hang my head as if in shame while i walk.
Crap once again i'm blabbering.

K back to the mamak part.
Them two fellas were talking about how he banged this chick last night.
A chinese girl it seems. *I don't even want to picture that thought. bleargh*

Then they decide to leave.

Alien : "Bang! Money!" instead of our normal " Neh, kira.."
He hands the guy a 5 ringgit note. The anneh accepts the note.

Aneh : "this one 8 ringgit."

Alien : "Fuck this I'm not giving you 8 ringgit for this piece of shit!"

Aneh : "you order nasi goreng, 2 mineral water..................." he tries to explain...

Alien : "I din no fucking tell you to put in these fucking pieces of shit. If i wanted to eat frog legs I'd tell you to fucking put in frogs legs!"

Aneh : "but sir..." (as he points to all the prawn shells on the table...)

Alien : "No one told you to put them in! No this is all its worth! I'm only giving you 5 ringgit!" (stands up and leaves, while his partner is snickering...)

Sigh...

I've never really considered myself racist, seriously, besides towards my own kind,
but today!
Today I want to be racist.

Since you hate us so much.. Why don't you just go home?

Old Memories

2008-12-03T22:25:00.004+08:00

3rd November 2008 10.28pm
Kochai still sleeping while everyone is waiting for him for dinner..
Decided to browse through some old stuff,
and whaddya know..
Found this post!
Couldn't believe it.. I never published it on my blog.
I guess I just forgot..
It does bring back a few smiles.

So...Have you been to City Park?

City Park II (picture blog)

20 AUGUST 2006 (OMG 2006 wehhh so old!!!)
Sunday Seremban City Park
FIRST TIME EVER IN BROAD DAY LIGHT~

Fish Food: Check
Pisang Goreng: Check
Cempedak Goreng: Check
Lekur: Check
Bubbles in a bottle: 3, Check

It always starts with the fishys,,hey fishy fishy fishy..

The place was absolutely packed with all kinds of fish feeders. A huge bear and a large rock was sighted standing together on the bridge.

For some, (mostly
electra’s case) there were more important stuff to take care of rather than the fishes…. The only fishing this girl is doing is fer the fellas…

A nice, not so crowded spot was chosen to beautify the park (by blowing bubbles) and hopefully not kill the fish…
and……

to promote cempedak goreng…

But of coz since we were there, we might as well do good and popularize the place by our mere existance so that the peasants could bask in our full glory.. (meaning we walked around the park and took pictures)

here’s charlie’s angels…

Heres another one with a sepia mix, or maybe just bad color coordination. Ctrl+M doesnt work dat well for me anymore…

I just look cool in this one hahah…

a fountain of some sort

hehehehehehehe
tissue stuck on the eyelid….

~THE END~

(OMG no wonder i din publish it... so boring sialllll.....)

I Swallowed

2008-12-01T11:57:00.005+08:00

1st December 2008 3am

The shaft goes in,
the shaft goes out.

The thrusting gets faster,
and of coz a bit deeper la no doubt.

My mouth full of saliva,
it drips from the side.
I don't want it to spill,
so I suck it back inside.

The thrusting continues,
My mouth starts to feel numb.
I can't really close my jaws,
I feel just like a dead 'siham'.

I would really like to stop,
but NO I must get the job done!!!

As the white stuff starts to explode,
I knew the room in my mouth wouldn't hold!
So as it slowly leaked from the side,
down my chin, OMG where else will it go!!!

EWW

What was I to do?
I panicked and did what I thought best.

I tried to suck as hard as I could,
and accidentally swallowed the whole blardyyy white mess!

All at once I knew twas a bad idea.
I started coughing like crazy,
I even had to drink pipe water!

I tried to dig at my throat,
but alas in my belly it all floats.

All I could do now,
is drink a whole lotta water.
Hoping the taste goes away,
while the slime clings on my throat.

dagnammit.

never will i ever ever again..

brush my blardy teeth after 3am..

Ecstacy

2008-11-19T15:27:00.004+08:00

Have you ever laughed so hard, your tummy started to ache?
You experience difficulty in breathing,
your eyes start to water, you can barely speak,
you sound like a donkey with its foot caught in the drain,
and everyone in the room thinks you're a complete retard?
Well that happened to me today!

*wait, i think its been happening to me quite often now,
ever since Liaw joined me in AxxA..hahahah

19th November 2008
Joolee ( My Sitaopor aka shuet char aunty) gave Liaw a bottle of vitamin C because Liaw was coughing her lungs out for almost 2 weeks straight.

Lala : "eh Joolee, why u give me?"
Sitaopor : "you cough ma..take vitamin C is good"

*click click click click*

~MY MSN BLINKING~

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
Hey should I take or not?

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ :
up to you la..how i know..

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
so how?

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ :
take laaaa... and gimme 1 please... thankiuk.. hahahahah

After Lunch :

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
joolee gimme fing tau yunn!!!!!
(find tau yunn - ecstasy)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
becoz the box there write... ESTER-C

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
she though i duno

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
mahai
(mahai - mothers vagina)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
i so smart

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:
once c i know

This girl is going kill me soon!
HELP! CANT BREATHE!

Kena Saman Lagi..

2008-11-15T11:29:00.003+08:00

There's a certain time in a girls' life where they'd start to think about marriage.
I shudder at the thought of it...

It starts when your girl friends start to get married one by one..
The conversation always end with the sentence "Whens your turn ah??"
My answer would always be "CHOIIII"
Then they'd ignore me and continue to blabber "you know la now not young edi..when wanna get married? when you're 40 meh? then baby leh?.......la la la la la la see me..la la la see me.."
I put my gift of blocking out irritating voices to good use..
"Thanks mummy for helping me develop this skill at a young age with your constant nagging!"

Urghh please don't ask me this question.
I'm so freaked out about marriage right now.
I do want to get married one day..
I just don't want to think about it right now.
Let me focus on what I can achieve before I try to think about settling down.
And, I think if I do get married, I only want a selection of my best friends to be there,
of course my dearest family members, closest relatives, and Bubbles too if she's still alive.
So sorry, you YI MA GU JEH can all piss off...
If you like weddings so much, you get married yourself..hahahahahahah

I've got my heart broken one time too many.
I don't deny I've had my share of breaking hearts as well..
Which I would really like to apologize if only i had the guts to.
"I'm sorry, I really am..."
But as I always say..
"There's no saint without a past, no sinner without a future."
I've changed. I'm still trying.

The worst thing about getting your heart broken,
is when its not that he has found someone new..
"That... That, I can forgive."
For I know Love knows no boundaries, Love has no reason, Love is Just.
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
I'd be heart broken still, but time heals all.
Its the deception and lies.
What good is a relationship without trust.
Being the stubborn Taurus that I am, I just cannot let it go.
Sigh, I know la I'm not perfect myself...

Back to marriage.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm all for it, just not for myself... yet

I've seen friend after friend get preggie,
think about abortion but doesn't go through with it,
and ends with marriage.
After having the baby,
they complain that they don't love their husbands, or the other way around,
how the baby ruined their life,
that the baby was all a mistake, and they wish they could turn back time,
and think of all the things they could have done with their lives, if only...

jou ji jao mou hak yi. (direct translation : if you knew earlier there wouldn't be beggars)

Well, you know what?
A baby is never a mistake.
A baby is born sin free.
You are the mistake!
You ruined your own life!
You Could have prevented this mess with 5 bucks or less.
Now look what you have gotten yourself into?

Case after case of family problems.
News of divorce.
Pray that only tears are shed.. and nothing more.

Why?
To be married to one man your whole life,
to find out he's got another wife on the other side of the country,
or a girlfriend who's even younger than your very own daughter,
or worse still, GAY.

Why?
To be married to one woman your whole life,
to find out she's been sleeping with every Tom Dick & Harry,
that she only married you for your money,
or worse still, .. hmm..wait i think thats it... I cant think of anything else hahaha

I come from a messy family.
The only good that came from it is.. life, my brother, my friends, my cool relatives.
Besides that, alot of things were really painful.
I've learnt to keep it inside, well hidden from the outside world.
Its the only way to show that you've got a PERFECT family.

Love is a temporary madness.
It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides.
And when it subsides you have to make a decision.
You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part.
Because this is what love is.
Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement,
it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion.
That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away,
and this is both an art and a fortunate accident.
When you have it, you have roots that grow towards each other underground,
and when all the pretty blossom has fallen from your branches
you find that you are but one tree, not two.

Gosh look where I've gone to again. XP

So till the day you receive my wedding invitation, (not anytime soon!!)
know this..
I've put alot of thought into it,
I'm not inviting you to fill the seats,
You're here because I really want you to be,
Because you're someone special to me.
Because your pressence makes a difference.

Friday Night In

2008-11-15T01:32:00.003+08:00

Here I sit..
in front of the pc..
me still wrapped in my towel...

"do i bathe or not?"
Its cold, but I do have a water heater...
My hair would get all wet, but I do have a towel..
Its the middle of the night (or morning), but I do smell of sweat...

Hmmm.. a tough choice to make.

I've been in my towel for about an hour..
constantly tugging at it for Giant only sells stupid small assed towels!!!
Come on?!
One size fits all my arse..
They should put a sign
"WARNING: towels may appear bigger before buying, towels may or may not cover all your boobs & butt"

I start to wander off as I stare at the lifeless screen..
back to the time where I would tell myself..
"I'm gonna study tonight! FOR REAL!"
My buku rujukan would be wide open in front of me..
I'd look at the text as it slowly transforms into pictures..
Pictures of cartoons, tv series, BSB.. "ahhh Nick Carter I Love you!"
What ever, you name it, I've dreamt of it..

I remember one time, I was looking at the word "isi kandungan"
my mind was a total blank!
Serious.. I wasn't even dreaming about anything..
It was just empty..for about an hour or so..
Kochai broke the spell when he knocked on my door to tempt me into some late night snacking.

Kochai: "You prepare the goodies! I'll take care of the movie"
I'd get all upset and fight.
Toy : "why cant you prepare the supper? I'll prep up the movie"
Kochai : "because I rewind a tape better than you (back then all VCR ma) & I can choose a 'cun cun mari' movie, you can't.."
Point well taken.

Its true that I could never really decide anything for myself.
It was always "go with the flow" or "a smart person doesn't go against the tide of the crowd"
The question I hate the most is "What you want to eat?"
My answer would always be "anything.." or "up to you"
I could never make a suggestion or decision.

One would notice that in every single post that I publish,
I seem to be dragging on about everything and nothing..
I'd start out normal, and end up talking about something else..
Just like this one..hahaha

Kochai says that:
I'm fickle minded.
I have no back bone.
I have no character.
I have no personality.

When I do think about it..I believe what he says is true.
I have no personality of my own.
I'm always adapting to my surroundings, never the other way around.
But it does have its advantages.
I'm able to join in any group that I choose to,
be it the book worm, the science geeks, the lalas, the bums, the wee ones, the old folks (my specialty), the gangsters, the machans, the cool, the uncool, the educated, the illiterate, the wise cracks, the lamers... I guess the list goes on a long way..
Its like I'm a blood sucking mosquito, any blood will do...
I'm like the cockroach, adapting to the environment
( But cockroaches do survive through everything.. so.."Cockroach : 1 - Joy : 0" )
or an octopus.. just that I've not evolved enough to change color. hehe
that would be super cool!

I'd like to think I have split personalities.
But with a split like that?
GOD DAMNNNN WOMAN..
how many ways you wanna split la??

I'm like a bowl of jello.
You think you can see right through me,
but theres small bits and pieces in me that you don't see.
You think you know what I taste like,
but theres no way of ever knowing till you take a bite.
You think that I'll always be sweet,
but it all depends on what type of toppings I want to add on.

I'm just being me.
I choose to show you who I want you to see in me.
Sorta like Mystique in Xmen. haha

Its kinda hard when people ask you whats your favourite this & that.
I don't really have a favourite whatever..
I guess it would be easier if they asked me what I don't like & what I do.

Lets see..

I don't like to borrow.
I don't like it when my feet gets wet in the rain.
I don't like adultry or adulterers.
I don't like seeing weird textures, example: unscrapped scales on a fish after its been fried!
I don't like it when I can't fix a problem on my own.
I don't like it when I order a telur mata kerbau and it comes served to me all cooked.
I don't like it when I'm wrong when I absolutely thought I was right.
I don't like it when I'm told I'm wrong when I absolutely thought I was right.

and...

I love shoes.
I love mushrooms.
I love animals.
I love writing nonsense.
I love frankie valli songs
I love boring musicals.
I love green & purple.
I love daydreaming.

Sigh, I just realised I should better get going if I want to take that bath.
Esok ada kerja...CURSE YOU WORKING SATURDAYS!

I'm Sorry if I just wasted your time again.
Wait a minute, No.. No I'm not.. haha..

I'm just being me..
Exactly what I know not myself..

Did you know?

2008-11-13T04:07:00.012+08:00

12th November 2008, Wednesday
(Connaught pasar malam night)

Help! I'm emailing some files to my client
but the connection in my house is just too slow!
Snails would have crossed the road, found a partner, mated,
had babies,and died but my files would still be attaching..

To pass time, I've decided to come up with a segment called
"DID YOU KNOW?"
I'm gonna fill it with facts of my favorite niece.

Did you know?
That zebras could bowl?
HEHEHEHEHEHEH
They're not very good at it, but for a monochromatic fella,
I'd say they're doing a helluva job!!!

I've not been to a bowling alley for ages!
I remembered we're supposed to share something with the other players but I couldnt quite put my hand on it...
We reached our lane (Lane 30) and there was this couple at the next lane (Lane 29)
I went "ahhhh share table!! now i remember" ..
and pulled the retractable chair to sit down.
The lady gave me a weird look, so I decided to check which lane was this???
Then I saw Zebz putting her things on the table beside the couples' table..
Ooops Malu nyerr...
I finally realized we were only supposed to share the balls n the place to put the balls.
Tsk tsk tsk...yes its been that long.. PAISEH

Zebs wasn't herself today.
When in kuantan, she'd beat me flat,
just by standing in front of the arrow, let go off the ball,
and STRIKE!!!!!

today...

today lain sikit.
She came lah like a pro bowler, got tape to tape the fingers n all
saying if not her nails will chip or break (not sure which one)
funny... I thought zebras only had hooves,
and they were supposed to be super strong!
kakakakak

hehe a bowling alley sure is a noisy place.
I told her the tape could be used to tape your nipples as well if you didnt want to wear a bra..and when you didnt want to look as if you have two pointers under your shirt.
She couldnt hear me and kept on going HA?? HA????
I started shouting "Nipples!!!" LOUDER AND LOUDER!
I hope no one heard me..

So our girl walked straight up to the bowling balls,
tiba tiba turned back and started giggling and..... I think... she was talking to me.
I couldn't really hear her at first but then she started taking the tape back out again.
Apparently she taped the wrong hoof.. hahaha
Ooops my bad, aku punya jahat..I meant fingernail..
HAHA
debz - 1 : Joy - 1

Heres some proof that Zebras can bowl!!

This pic reminds me of Debby when she was very young.
hehehe

Now what would bowling be..
without a little name calling!

Overall Debz did okla...she did manage to beat the indian girl at the next lane.
Esok sekali lagi!!

BTW,
have you ever noticed?
Almost everyone, when they bowl (mostly females),
they throw the ball, turn their backs straight away,
make some funny face and whinny noises (some of them show the tongue thingy as if they just choked to death or something),
walk towards their table, after about 3 steps,
they turn their heads to see whether they've hit anything or whether their ball went into the longkang!
And just before sitting down,
they will explain why the ball went this or that direction..

hehe I think its cute!
I wonder why only the girls do this?
I was observing many bowlers tonight and mostly all of them were like dat!
Zebz was like 50 - 50 only, if she knew she threw a pariah ball,
she'd straight turn back n grumble.
If got chance she'd stay and watch the ball roll.. hmmmm

YAY finally my files uploaded liao!

Stay tuned for more "DID YOU KNOW?" in near future!
Tata~

PS: Snails really do cross the roads to find their partner and make babies!!
awww so cute...
yet gross..

Why I Love These Nuts

2008-11-10T20:36:00.011+08:00

Kochai:

LaLa Liaw:

(Liaws gf on the phone, not wanting to hang up)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

hou lan fan aaaa

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:

yam hui lou meiiii

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

can mou?

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

pls help

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:

u wan? i call the office?

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:

to look for u? so you terpaksa hang up?

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

can u kill her for mee... FOR MEEEEEEEE

(Liaw came up with all the names for everyone who attended the halloween party)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

wei be zorro woman

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

beran be the fan ban pirates

(pirated pirates)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

saw is halei bobo

(harry potter)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

yi ren is SEI GAY LOU

(Bloody Gay Fella)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

i'm lala zombie student

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

u r raped student zombie

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

ko jai is eat too much till die jor geh zombie student

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

debby is wat ady ha?

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

in english

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:

greek goddess

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

debby is though herself so beautiful then suiside de greek goddess

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:

milong leh?

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

stone is accident liao then zao yiong jor marilyn monroe

(zao yiong - lari muka - distorted)

杰西"JaY~JaY" says:

some more hair all burn liao, so cut 1 asian de hair out replace

Ladybugs in KL

2008-11-09T20:33:00.005+08:00

There! I kid you not!

Ok ok so i might have tampered with the picture abit to make it look more red.
I can't help it if my camera phone sucks. :P

But seriously!
When was the last time you saw a ladybug?
All we see now are flies, mosquitos and cockroaches.
(Fleas and kutus if you have pets)

And it was just there, on my bathroom wall.
ok I'm going to resist singing shaggys "It wasn't me"
Suddenly I feel as if I'm being watched.
Then I thought I was seeing spots.
Red Spots.
And whaddaya know~ a lady bug...
awww so cute..

So...
should i go with the glass cup?
or squash it?

Laughter - The best Medine.

2008-11-09T16:09:00.002+08:00

9th November 2008, Sunday

I woke up about 9am, too early.. went back to sleep.
I woke up about 12pm, too early.. went back to sleep.
I woke up about 2pm, too early.. went back to sleep.
It's 4.12pm. Couldn't go back to sleep anymore.

I understand that everyone seems to think I'm the crazy girl who can't stop laughing.
The girl who cracks the most bodoh jokes and makes everyone laugh.
Me and Liaw has an inside joke about being immortal if laughter is really the best medicine.
Some chinese people say that everytime you laugh, you prolong your life for 3 minutes.
If thats true, hey people! I've just found the fountain of youth!
I Laugh for no apparent reason. hehehe

Today, something seems weird, very out of place.

Normally I find myself waking up to dread about going to work,
yet feeling happy that I have to go to work.
If I don't need to go to work,
I find myself staring at the ceiling of my bedroom,
the tv blaring the title menu of whichever Simpsons DVD I've put in the night before,
my mind blank... a white slate.
If Jon's around, we'd definitely be thinking duck rice...mmmmm duck riceeeeee... ;P~
I'd probably not move, till Liaw calls me and suggests that we do something
which I normally just agree to, be it makan, or teman her to go pay her DIGI phone bill..
BTW Liaw uses DIGI like gila kaninia... her bill comes up to about 5-6 hundred bucks a month.
Thats like my car installment x 3 weh...
I once asked her, whether she having another girlfriend in another country, which she said she wishes so too.. haha typical Liaw.

Today..
It was different.
I wanted to go online!
To see if my ONLY reader posted any comments on my early morning typing spree.
Which she did~hahahahaha see I'm doing it again..
Anyway.. Thank You.

It's as if she reignited something I once had but lost..

It made me remember..

Things I totally forgot from the past...

of How I wanted to be a writer when I was 12.
I wanted to be the Enid Blyton for the future kids.
I also wanted to scare them senseless haahahahahah for I only loved writing horror.
Memories of the short stories I used to print out for me friends to read.
I'd color the front pages myself and staple bind it in the middle.
With small illustrations inside of ghouls, zombies, vampires and shit.
hehe..

of How I wanted to be a vet when I was 13.
My taman had a huge padang before they built houses on it.
My baby Ginger(every dog in seremban garden was my baby) had a litter of puppies.
Some flies laid some eggs, yada yada u know the rest about them maggots.
There's this Dr. Ee in my taman that goes jogging every evening about 5.
I raced to meet him and tried to convince him to help the puppies.
All he said was "get your parents to send them to my clinic..." and continued jogging.
BASTARD!
Everyone who knows my mum knows the answer is "HELL NO!"
....
I watched the puppies go one by one...

Its reminded me of things I always wanted to do,
things I had no chance of ever doing even if I wanted to..
Family finances played a big part at that time...

But most of all..
But MOST OF ALL~ I LIKE DA WAY YOU MOVEEEEEEEEEEE!!! hahahahah sorry I heard this song yesterday and I can't get it outta my head...
But most of all..
It gave me new meaning to life.
Might not really make sense to you,
but it has broken the spell that was over me for god knows how long.

I feel like a different person altogether.

I know I'm not a great writer.
I've stopped reading for...gosh.. even I can't remember since when.
The only reading I do now comes in the form of emails and menus.
My vocab sux ass, grammars down the drain.
My punctuation makes no sense at all!!! hahahaha
by now you should be saying "where is she going with this?? why so long winded one?"
As a friend i think i should put up the warning below at the header of this blog.

Warning : This blog should only be read when you're extremely BOSAN, stuck in the office, everyone on msn is labeled BUSY, or when in ones toilet and theres really really nothing else better to do but go No. 2.

My life is going to change.
This is the first weekend where I've not gone back to Seremban.
Yes! and if you only knew I'm not working either! HAHAHA
Its going to be about ME!
All my life its about you! you! and you!
I can't be trying to be perfect in your eyes forever!
I want to have a life of my own too!
I want to fall down and stand up on my own!
STOP THROWING ALL YOUR BURDEN ON ME!
I'm only fucking 26 and already I'm acting like a an old sap!
Leave me alone! I need my life back!
Just because you have your own problems!
Doesn't make it my responsibility to make your wrongs seem right!

Sigh... now the courage to actually say it in your face...
which I don't think I'll ever find... being the spineless me.
I hate you..
but unfortunately I love you even more...

I will change my life.. I will make my own fate.
I swear it!

Just one step at a time..

Life's Like That

2008-11-09T05:07:00.005+08:00

9th November 2008, 5.09am

Wa crazy ah?? 5am?? Yup you guessed it. Can't Sleep...
The fact that i went out clubbing yesterday, and again today doesn't help. No.. not one bit.
I don't really enjoy clubbing as I once did yesterday but I still do it.
Hmmm... I wonder...

Why do I still go out clubbing when the main attraction is no longer the crowd and music,
but the sleek, sexy, hard! bottle of cheap liquor?
(I know its not cheap la, a bottle in a club comes to 2-3 hundred++ bucks when you can get it in Giant for less than half the price.)

Back then, when someone says "Lets go clubbing!" the first thing that comes out of your mouth is "Who's going?" (Hi Debs! Yes you do it too! hahaha)
Today its "How much is the bottle?"
and NO! I am no longer an alcoholic!

OMG I have to add this story in :
I was supposed to stay in Liaw's place one night.
We did the norm, take out contact lens, cuci muka, pakai baju tidur, started cracking jokes about the night we just had, then slowly drift off to sleep.
All of a sudden, I heard Liaws' voice, shouting at me.. (i think she was quite pissed off as her tone was quite garang)

8am
Liaw: "WHAT THE FUCK U DOING IN MY BROTHERS ROOM??!!!??"
I opened my eyes, and huh?!?!?!?!?! I was sleeping on the floor of her brothers room!!
what tah fuck!?!!??!?!
Toy : "I don't know?!? How did I get here??"
Liaw: "YOU ASK ME I ASK WHO!!!"
as she dragged me back to her room.
Liaw: "Lucky you are sleeping on the floor and my parents not in! Or not I think we have to
change from good friend to sister-in-law la liao!!! crazy bitch!"
i have no idea how i got there.. all i know is, i hope i was sleep walking! and i pray i didn't do anything
else! hahahahaha..

k k.. Back to the topic..
So seriously, why?
Is it just me trying to stay inside the "happening" circle, trying to remain cool, refusing to let go of the past?
Or is it me denying the fact that I am a 26 year old who doesn't really have a life besides her job? (Yea I'm sorta married to my job.. I just can't help it.. I love what I do.. Though I may bitch about it everyday.. )
I've just lost my mood to go for movies, shopping, jalan jalan cari makan, planning holidays.
Whats happened to me?
I used to live up to my name on a daily basis!
Now?
My life is mainly work, make more money, work, go home and log on to facebooks' pet society or texas hold'em poker..
Kochai moving in with me during the weekdays has added a little colour to my once greyscaled life.
I think thats why I love him to bits, irritating as he may be...
hahahah i think it runs in the family la.. as I love to irritate Debs so much too...

The only ray of sunshine right now in my life is LALA Liaw.
Liaw's my colleague, my college mate, my partner in crime (both taking fake mc), my clubbing kaki, my karaoke buddy, my lunch date, and, the most important fact of all... my best friend.
I don't think she knows it, but i tend to lean on her for support in almost every aspect of my life.
It helps that shes a PLU and she doesn't share the normal relationship schedule.
That way I get to take up a lot more of her time.
It also helps that XMM(Liaw's gf) has a curfew hahahahaha.

Ishh.. I always stray far away from what I intend to write.
So anyway, Jon's in Shenzhen right now, and I'm all alone at home, in the middle of the night, sittin in the living room wide awake. And it gets you thinking.. what would my life be, if Liaw wasn't in the picture? What would I do then? My life is basically work and coming back home to the Simpsons. I have lost all joy there is in the life of a 20+ year old. I feel like I'm 60. (Blek my mums 60 and I bet she lives a far more interesting life.)
Crap! I've totally forgotten the point of my story and why I'm rambling on.

I guess..
What I'm trying to say is.. I still go out clubbing because...
It makes me feel like...
I'm still alive.
I guess..

yalor, wa si olang cina jugak.

2008-09-26T14:17:00.009+08:00

Moonlight Resonance

A 2008 grand production drama by Television Broadcasts Limited. It is an indirect sequel to 2007's award winning series, Heart of Greed (whatever.. never watched that, don't think it was good enough to catch my eye, and according to LALA its a movie about abalone...yes i kid you not, abalone)

This one's not too far off, about mooncake. haha.

Here's the thing. Mr. Seremban calls me 'Ang Mo' because I do not enjoy the Astro Dynasty Package as much as he does.

My favourite Astro channel is AFC (which Mr. Seremban calls "auto frequency channel", where the people like to CUI. CUI - Cooking Under Influence). Its not wrong to like watching Jamie Oliver cook up weird stuff and making it look pretty. Sure, either the left or the right hand holds the wine glass while the cooking takes place, but so what.. i like it... "n if u dun like it, u can get the fuk out..what.. what... i know you're seven, i know you're seven, but u'll be a seven year old walking the dog, no home mutha fucker." haha sorry cannot tahan, had to quote Eddie.

Mr. Seremban says I only watch it because they too, are 'Ang Mo' . I'm not being racist la..but Hey! If I wanted to watch some Chinese cook show I would go to the "dai chao" down the street. Apasal mau subscribe to Astro wor... omg stray too far edi...

Anyway back to the Moonlight Resonance. I decided to pay my old friend FLOWER SIS a visit (her baby just turned 2 months old), and just like any typical Chinese family, everyone was bz watching them Chinese serials. I paid no attention to the blaring tv behind me, using my superpower un-hearing ability. I started to notice I was talking to myself (LALA & Flower Sis was glued to the TV set). BABI betul! I turned to see what the hell was so interesting, not knowing the turn i took would change my life forever! well maybe just 3 weeks la...

Entering the Realm of Moonlight Resonance.
This is a story of a bakers' daughter and her colleague turn husband.
Their story of the struggles in life to survive in a small bakery with 6 children in hand.
How an innocent kind gesture would change their lives as a family forever.

Ok imma gonna do this Chinese style!

Mum & Dad Marry.
Dad falls for female worker in bakery who has a daughter.
Female worker forces Mum & Dad to divorce.
Female worker marries Dad.
Divorce leads to the equal separation of the 6 children.

Mum & Dad's 6 children:
1. stock market addict - eldest son
2. hardworking son who loves sister no. 7 - second son
3. adopted daughter who has crush on bro no. 1 - first daughter
4. useless spoilt son who calls the step mother "mum" - third son
5. dumb but not deaf daughter - first real daughter
6. half illiterate son - youngest son
&
7. brilliant cry baby doctor - daughter of the female worker who loves bro no. 2

roughly 10 years later,
Dad finds out he misses his children, so he goes back to his family to visit.
Dad feels happy but Female worker cum wife is not.

Its the story of how his evil wife tries to deal with her husbands ex wife,
believing that he wants to reunite with the ex wife.. bla bla bla

This series has gotten me so hooked until can gaduh with LALA.
Toy : "you la!!! you lelaki semua all alike, macam babi!!!!"
Lala : "Ahem, I am a girl"
Toy : "ya whatever.."

I have to stop here, cuz the movies goes on forever.
Total of 40 episodes. Finished it in 4 days. hahahahahahahahahah
For a person who doesn't do Chinese movies unless its some cerita hantu or by Stephen chow,
Its really good! I give it an A-
(a minus coz too much of useless repetitive words and stupid songs)

By The Light Of The Silvery Moon

2008-06-18T01:56:00.001+08:00

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Accidentally created a blog while trying to access someone elses'.
Sharons' one to be precise. *hehe* So I thought, maybe I'd give it a go.

we'll see..