1st December 2008 3am
The shaft goes in,
the shaft goes out.
The thrusting gets faster,
and of coz a bit deeper la no doubt.
My mouth full of saliva,
it drips from the side.
I don't want it to spill,
so I suck it back inside.
The thrusting continues,
My mouth starts to feel numb.
I can't really close my jaws,
I feel just like a dead 'siham'.
I would really like to stop,
but NO I must get the job done!!!
As the white stuff starts to explode,
I knew the room in my mouth wouldn't hold!
So as it slowly leaked from the side,
down my chin, OMG where else will it go!!!
EWW
What was I to do?
I panicked and did what I thought best.
I tried to suck as hard as I could,
and accidentally swallowed the whole blardyyy white mess!
All at once I knew twas a bad idea.
I started coughing like crazy,
I even had to drink pipe water!
I tried to dig at my throat,
but alas in my belly it all floats.
All I could do now,
is drink a whole lotta water.
Hoping the taste goes away,
while the slime clings on my throat.
dagnammit.
never will i ever ever again..
brush my blardy teeth after 3am..
4 comments:
..................u giving the tootpaste tube fellatio isit?
siao! tat is all i can say.
u were drunk ah?
and PSST can get rid of the "word verification" ah...everytime wanna comment must verify word :(
hahahahaha nola not drunk..normal day oni. i just accidentally swallowed toothpaste!!
terrible experience..
you will only feel my pain when you kena b4.
The toothpaste is still stuck in your throat, no matter how much water you drink..cannot get rid of it...
apalalusumua....
btw how do i get rid of the word verification thingy?
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