La La Gap Sii dik Gu Si.. (Story of Shyte)

22 January 2009, 4.00pm

You know one of those days in the office,
where you've finished everything you could possibly do??
And its still 11am in the morning??
I'm having one of those days.
Endless hours of you-tubing, horoscope searching,
quiz taking, trying hard not to fall asleep days...
Oh yah I forgot to mention facebook poker.... hehe

Haha dun jealous..

Anyway what else can 2 idiots do with so much time on their hands???



Lala :
"minute minute hour" ur boss is gay.. coz when he stand... he like gay asss...let me draw let u ccccc...

Translation :
Fan fan zhung, your boss is gay.. because when he stands, his ass looks gay..





Apparently my boss was bending over at his own desk.
OMG seriously which straight guy bends over like dat???

Later after a very late lunch, about 3.30pm,
A customer came in.
I was too busy daydreaming to notice who...

*Blink Blink*

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he go in shit u know
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
??????
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
why de??
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
who is he??
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
tak tau
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he said find kevin
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
songkok??
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
How you know he go n shit??
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he say stomach pain
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
toilet 1st

Sound of running water and the pail..

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
washing ass
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
wahahahaha

Boss comes out, walks towards toilet in a hurry, ass all twitched.
Flips the curtain n sees the toilet door closed.
He turns and Lala explains to him a customer is in the toilet.
He walks very fast towards the storeroom and takes out a plastic bag...


♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
he take plastic go in office to shit!
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
yerrrr
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
for collection meh
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
diuuuu

After 15 minutes, boss runs out towards the toilet n pushes the curtains away.
He sees the toilet door still shut, and walked quickly back to his office..

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
haha
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
wash ass i think
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
one eye see oso know he not yet come out la!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(definitetion of one eye see - yat ngan tai - sekali tengok)
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
ya lo
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
can see he reli GAP SII
(definitetion of GAP SII - need to go number 2 badly - "waaa aku nak berak!!!!")
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
i think kevin very gap si edi

The customer finally comes out n walks into boss's office...

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
kevin sure say
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
kevin : "how r u.. very gap sii"
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
kevin : "wait ah i go shit"
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
do u und i so harddddddd to tahan laugh
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
jibai
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
u stil laughing
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
later sure fighting inside de
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
coz kevin :"piiiiiii~~~~~, shit~~"

Latest news from Lala on a boring Thursday b4 leaving for home..

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
juz now got 1 guy in texas name is....
(texas - texas hold'em poker - facebook poker)
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
muhammad fahai

LETS GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!