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Home Cooking

17th February 2009 11.34pm

Friends forbade me to go to the gym today.
It seems that swimming is bad for the ankle..??
Oh well, the gas pedal was giving me problems anyway.
PLUS! because I got soooo bored..
my place is super clean now!!

Garbage taken out? Check..
Vacuum and mop floor? Check..
Clean the toilet? Check..
Clean own room? Check..
Wash the clothes? fuck... guess it can wait till tomorrow...

Sei Gay Lou : "let your ankle rest!! or not how we going to go clubbing this Friday!!"
Toy : "I didn't even know we're going out clubbing this Friday?? LOL"

Lala : "Go your head ah go!! I don't want next time when we're 40 you call me ask me come and pick you up coz pain! @$%^$#@$$%% *alot of chinese curses*"
Toy : "I can go do a lil of weights and stuff ma.. and can swim"
Lala : "Swim your head ah! Chi Kow &^%$##$%^^%$#@"
Toy : "I... I also need to go and buy movie tickets ma..."
Lala : "I help you buy..you no need go.."

hehehe mission accomplished..
Bride Wars here we come.. cheapskate club style~

Left the office about 6.30.. decided to take the back way home.
Passed by Econsave and decided to make dinner tonight..

Turned right and got the shock of my life..
THE PILLARS WERE GONE!!! THE WALLS WERE NO LONGER THERE!!
Everything was empty and dark!!
The first thing that popped into my head was Econsave burned down!!!!
Then I saw some people inside the empty lot.
HELPPPPP!!!! HANTU ECONSAVE!!!!!

Toy : "OMG Econsave burned down!!!" *Looking for my phone to call Lala to tell her.....*

till I saw... the guys turn on the lights...
Cheras Indoor Badminton Courts...
Apparently I overshot and passed bloody Econsave..

DIU...

Had to lug my bloody notebook along with my sprained ankle.
put it in a trolley and started wobbling around.
I dunk packets of vegetables, fruits, and a whole chicken into the trolley..
Right before paying I realised..
My fridge is spoilt..
Thanks Kochai!!!

DIU...

I started to put everything back at its place
taking only what I needed for tonight.
I pushed towards the cashier and remembered..
Gas susah habis...

DIU...

I lost my patience this time and dumped everything except a bag of oyster mushrooms and a brick of tofu into the fruits section.
Here Econsave, kasi some work for you...

I make my way back to the trolleys section,
and pushed the trolley back in line..
The security guard looked at me as if I just squatted and peed on the floor....
I think he wasn't quite used to seeing a paying customer push the trolley back when the trolley doesn't require that dollar coin thingamajig...

Toy : "Don't worry I left some groceries at the fruit section.. I'm not really that nice.."
Security guy : "ahh..ah..." *smiling*
(I think he doesn't understand me..haha)

Watched "Sliver" by Sharon Stone & William Baldwin.
It used to be such a big hoohah..
Errr... Nothing great lor...
All I noticed was :

1. Damn how many Baldwins are there?
2. Sharon Stone didn't mandi after gym, and they had sex.. SALTY!!! hahahaha
3. You get to see some random dudes dingdong in the movie
   &
4. William Baldwin has a hairy butt!!!!!!! hahahahahahah

hahahahaa at least I passed some time..
Crap and its still before midnight...

For once I'm going to try to sleep early..
Early early.. not like early in the morning early..

DIU...

p.s.. Debz is a Zebra SPIDER!!!(85 mins, she still hasnt noticed)


See Debs...I didnt lie.. There really is such a thing as a Zebra Spider!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Proof for debby : Zebs ia a Zebra Spider
Courtesy of your loving Aunty Joy...
Muahahahha NITE!!!

4 seasons of Valentine

True Friends, unlike most hello-goodbye friends
fight like you've just killed her entire family
swears like a whore having a bad day
and at the end, puts her arm on your shoulder and says "man, what a great day"

I've experienced this many a time,
but never before in a club.
Its usually speaking in a very monotonous serious voice
or abundance of messages
both trying to make the other party feel bad
Yesterdays episode was a series of eye balling
shouting, cussing & pushing
if we weren't being pulled back and separated
i think punching and biting was in progress
i guess not your average cat fight... hahaha

True Friends will also understand when the time calls for a slap on the face
hahahahaha theres just something about a slap that gives great pleasure..

Yesterdays event was pretty awesome
music, booze, dancing, interesting crowd, jovial group
falling, puking, comforting, fighting, shouting, sprained ankles
practically perfect!!!
sprained ankle and all...


























































See Debs I promise you guys,
I get you guys...
Such a nice aunty...LOL
If things do work out you owe me a bottle of BOMBAY SAPPHIRE
Woohooooooo!!!