you light up my life

9th December 2009 10.10pm

Velvet Mambo Jambo Nite
Lawrence won some FHM contest.
The Prize? 5 bottles of black label...
Fuh~ its almost as if we died and gone to heaven....

Toy : "baby... come...mummy wants to go out edi...comere girl~comere"
Fergie : "i ain't movin from ma spot..i'm comfy here"

*she lingers on her favourite mandarin squash pillow under my computer table.
her favourite hideout... "she thinks I can't see her there...lol"

Toy : "comere girl~comere...."
Fergie : "nope.. not movin'..not happening...nada...nein!"

*sigh..*

Usually she gets super hyper when i start to put on my shoes/slippers.
Its cool how she knows by just a change of clothes means I'm going out.
The way she tries to tug at my pants

Fergie : "NO UR NOT LEAVING WITHOUT ME!! GRRR Gimme Them Pants..."
Fergie : "DIE PANTS DIE!"
Fergie : "haha i got your shirt~ come and get it!!"

The clinking of the keys would start a series of mini barks and baby howls~
n all this is before I even turn the knob.

Fergie : "awooooooooooooo~~~~~"
*translation : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ ~~ ~

you could still hear her while walking down the stairs....

we've only been separated for 3 days
which was when she visited and stayed with her uncle 6pack guy whilst I went to Penang for Ahmas' annual death anniversary...

she must be so scared...

now..
the silence is deafening..
the wait is killing me inside...

its just not fair..

Fergie's sick.. kidneys and liver not functioning properly
To anyone who cares.. please pray for her..

Thanking you in advance......

Don't Drag Me To Hell

Saturday Evening

Toy : "omg you know bla bla bla bla bla...."
Debz : "hey we talk about it at dinner la..."
Toy : "ok...we can go to this chinese restaurant here.....bla bla bla huh? then what you wanna eat?"
Debz : "dim sum!!"
Toy : "waaa expensive...but can la...hahahaha"
Debz : "hahaha but the dim sum there bo ho jiak edi.."
Toy : "bitch..make up your mind la.."
Debz : "mamak or that chinese restaurant la.."
Toy : "okok what time?"
Debz : "8pm ok?"
Toy : "hmm better make it 8.30pm"
Debz : "k la im going to zzz for awhile first...see ya"

8pm
*some scary ass music at the background*
i open my eyes.
its dark.

note to self : change bloody debz ringtone... fuckin scary weh...

Toy : "hello?" (trying to sound awake)
Debz : "you still at home ah?"
Toy : "ya..why ah?"
Debz : "bitch..im at sentul already la"
Toy : "oh im leaving now edi.."
Debz : "you ahhh"
Toy : "what...kuchais like 10 mins from my place oni"
Debz : "kk faster la...biatch.."

Time to push the red button.
Light speed mode set : ON

i reach the mamak at 8.40
not too bad la..10 mins late only.. hehe
our 8 por session commences.
stories of all sorts are looked into and laughed at..

suddenly debz starts laughing like siao
i turn and look
the good ppl at brj
while trying to ready the big screen for their daily gangsters movie show
takes out a traffic sign board and moves it away to make room for the movie
wtf...how cool is that..?

i explain how brj always plays gang movies
movies you don't see in the cinema or astro
very very realistic hong kong triad movies
we continue our pepok till suddenly a woman gets slapped
(in the movie la of course)
a gang is torturing a woman trying to pry info from her
she denies them
simon aka dai lou uses some plyers and pulls the first tooth out
then second tooth
then pulls our her nail (WHOLE!!)
and another guy stabs a knife through her palm

jaws drop.

Toy : "omg!!!"
Debz : "stupid bitch! of coz you start telling them the info la!!
Toy : "for me i see the plyers only i'll shout "OKOK i'll tell you everything i know! no need for plyers and all!"
Debz : "yala!! i mean even if you wanna protect the person. The first tooth should do the trick edi la! crazy..why wait till they torture you so much then only tell..thats just plain stupid!"
Toy : "i know what you mean. but what if you're trying to protect the person you love very much? someone like.....ermm your parents? like,,,"Wheres your parents!!!" and you know they are going after them to kill them"
Debz : "er..." *shurgs*

*silence*

Toy : "I'd tell them straight away if they bring out the plyers weh!"
Debz : "hahahaha me also weh!!"
Toy : "yala..i mean put a gun to my head...then i will reconsider. i die or they die. k that one sacrifice never mind la..."
Debz : "ya exactly. my dad prolly outlive me anyway...haha"
Toy : "yea..but bring out plyers all means.. sorry la.. every man for himself edi...prolly tell them straight then try to call them and get them to safety"
Debz : "yea~"

hey debz..i think we're going to hell weh...hahahaha
Yo Lamia~ drag me to hell~

we lepaks at brj till 11.30pm
debz suddenly has this bright idea of catching a movie
"drag me to hell" to be precise.
horror movie?
saturday night?
bring it!!!

we didnt really know if MV was playing the movie
so i msged the 6pack guy *click click "are you at home" click send*
**beep beep "yea whats up"**
**click click click.....*

Debz : "call him la bitch!! we haven't got all day!!"
Toy : "hahah okok okok..."

Toy : "hey i need a hugeee favor!"
6pack guy : "what why? where are you?"
Toy : "can you tolong masuk gsc website and see what midnight movies are on?"
6pack guy : "*click click click* due to over trafficking bla bla bla unable to bla bla bla
Toy : "shit! debz how la! cannot masuk!"
6pack guy : "*click click click*
Debz : "huh let me ask Ken!"
Toy : "mumble mumble mumble
6pack guy : "midnight movies! this one sure you like one. BLOOD: The Last Vampire!"
Toy : "fuck you weh!!:
6pack guy : "hahahhaa...Departure...a story of...bla bla.."
Debz : "No."
Toy : "Anything else?
6pack guy : "Dance Subaru. A japanese film...of ..."
Toy : "no japanese movies please."
6pack guy : "Drag me to hell! 12am!"
Toy & Debz : "YESSSSS!"
Toy : "Thanksssss so much!"
6pack guy : "no problemo"

we reach MV with about 15 minutes to spare.
i rush in while debs look for parking.
i get to the ticket counter...and they only have 17 seats left.
the only two seats together are on the 1st row.

Toy : "small cinema. front row quite far away from the screen.."
Debz : "crazy ah...no man!:
Toy : "ok la we sit apart."
Debz : "im cool with it"

we walk into the cinema
DAMNN
the front seats are about 8m away from the screen

Debz : "see told you!! crazy bitch! summo wanted to get front seats!"
Toy : "ok what~ just lie down straight and watch..haha"

the movie starts at 12.20am
i tell you if i was 20 years older.
i wouldav kena heart attack edi!!

debs on the other hand thought the movie was abit lame.

but i was really spooked!
the last time i felt so scared was the american haunting
my heart was beating so fast i could feel the discomfort it was causing me

right after the movie ends
Toy : "debz! how to drive home alone la!! heart attack weh"

the whole journey back to kuchai to get my car
was a series of "shit weh!", "fuck weh!", and "how la weh!"

• shit weh! damn scary weh!
• fuck weh! the woman omg! heart attack la!
• how la weh! i sleep alone! no ones at home!

i just couldnt stop.
debz said i had to stop it edi becoz now she's getting abig scared edi...hahahha

I reach home.
Thank god the good people in connaught apartments are all vampires and only sleep during the day.
I walk back to my place to find Fergs patiently waiting for me.
adhu dhu dhu
Toy : "girl ah lucky you didn't watch the movie ah...you also sure heart attack like mummy"
Fergie : "growwl growwl bark bark"
Translation : "do i look like i give a rats ass ah? feed me bitch!"

i feed Fergie and leave the main door open for her to go out and lepak while i wash my clothes.
About 20 minutes later I'm shouting at her to come home.
Just as i was about to take my clothes out back to dry
Fergie barks at the same direction.
SHIT!
Girl what you barking at?
*mini schnauzer growls*
i stand there, carrying a whole load of my clothes,
looking at the lil mutt growling at the empty space...
do i? do i not?
shit...tough decision..
should i just go to bed and watch the simpsons?

For those who do not know.
The simpsons is my cure for everything.
It keeps my mind blank while i fall asleep.

And so i wake up this morning
feeling some what sohai for being so chicken the night before..

oh well...at least they didn't drag me to hell... yet...

to all the people who adores horror movies as much as i do
Drag me to hell is a must watch!
not for the faint hearted..

Warning :
Movie might cause :

1. abnormal heart beat & discomfort
   
2. alot of cussin after the movie, and
3. alot of clothes hung out to dry in the living room
   

The Young and Rest-less...no seriously.... ;)

I don't know what the big deal is with some people.
"Ahh damn tired...not enough sleep.."
*complaints complaints complaints...*
you guys are acting like you're 60!
my dads' 60 and even he doesn't complain that he's tired...lol
I think the only time he complains that he's tired is when i tell him :

Toy : "paaa... lets go giant!! wan buy this this this this this this this ....................."
(Dads face goes doe eyed.. shit the bitch wants to buy stuff)
Serembans' Most Handsome : "ha???? aiya tired la..." *clickin the astro remote*

I've been told that i have an abnormal amount of energy for a person who :-

1. sleeps very little
   
2. works Monday to Friday (sometimes shitty Saturdays like today)
3. works at home at night till late
4. goes to the gym
   
5. yamchas for 3 hours after gym

the list goes on...

I've recently tried to change my sleeping habits to approx about 7 hours a day
Its supposed to be for health purposes and to lose weight faster...*fingers crossed*
So far its only managed to mess up my schedule.
I feel weird. I feel agitated. I feel sleepy.
I can't hear the alarm clock blaring.
(I think Fergie wouldav turned it off if she knew how)

Apparently under sleeping and over sleeping has the same effects.
WOW.
That i really didn't know.

Anyway so...
its been a week of me trying to sleep 7 hours a day...
its been a week of me waking up around 9 and late for work...
its been a week of me nodding away feeling damn sleepy around 4pm in the office...
(oh yeah..i accidentally hit my head on the monitor the other day..and yes.. it can be done! i use a laptop.. LOL)
its been a week of me snapping at my boss..(true story)
Its got me thinking.. is this 7 hour thingy worth all the fuss?

I've just went out last night.
(btw debs wasted yesterday you tak keluar...alot of ppl.. unfortunately you were TOO TIRED.. missed your bolster i presume... )
Slept about 5 something in the morning.
Woke up at 8 something to get ready to this fucked up piece of shit they call work.
SERIOUSLY la no one is working on Saturdays!
The phone hasnt rung.
Even the fucking boss doesnt come in on Saturdays.
So what the hell am i doing here!
sitting in front of my lappie typing shit that makes no sense
listening to blardy lite n ez because its the only station we can receive in this shithole
oops...missing the point once again..

as i was saying, i slept around 5 something
woke up about 8 something
feeling fucking refreshed!
what gives?

omg i just remembered why i wanted to post this blog.
im youtubing this morning, browsin tru some Michael Jackson videos.
and i come across this video of inmates in the Philippines
they have adopted this "non violent something something rehabilitating something something kinda programme"
they choreograph em dances and make the inmates perform in front of a crowd every month.
In the beginning i was thinking... "Damnnnn...this warden must be a sadistic sob weh...making the inmates dance"
then when i had the time (which i have an abundance of)
i pondered about it for a moment longer..
well...
it is the Philippines... LOL
i check out the expressions on the inmates faces
and they truly look like they are enjoying themselves.
and when you think about it..
its like a clubbing session in broad day light!
i mean..how cool is that?
ahahhahahahahaha

anyway, here's a clip... enjoy you blardy tired ppl...
lol you know i love you!

Plus Ronda

With Sunday being Mother's Day,
as a dutiful and loving daughter,
I made my way back down to Seremban to visit my mum.
Jon's ride was a better option but alas
the thought of taking the train back up on Sunday was dreaded.

So off I went down the highway,
with oldies in the air
and happiness in the heart.

Just as i was nearing Kawasan Rehat Seremban,
I get the call.

Kochai : "Where are you?"
Toy : "Not sure, I'm past Nilai, nearing Seremban I guess..."
Kochai : "U need to take the bitch...I need to go to town and all! I can't be carrying that furball into the bank right? You just go.. I'll catch up"
Toy : "huh??? kawasan rehat seremban ok?"

So i turn in.

5 minutes pass and the Kelantanese Citra passes by.

WTF!!! so blardy fast ka?!?!?!

I take Fergie and place her on the passengers seat and tell her not to cross over.
Toy : "Here very dangerous ok! highway! you sit on your side!!"

She gives me the "i hate you mummy" look but obeys...

I pass Labu toll...
Hmm...no...i'm taking the next toll...mums place nearer...
just past 300meters.. i hear something...

click click click...

Wat on earth is that sound!??!?!?!

click click click...

*Switches off the radio*

click click click...

*turns off the air con*

click click click...

*looks at the meters*

OHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
the temperature was so HOTTTTTT that its way past the maximum!!!
Its sooo HOT the blardy needle started to melt (ya thats me going crazy and exargerating)

Haihs...

Stopped at the side, called jon...
which he told me to lepak for an hour...
it took him 2 hours plus to get there.
by then i had already made friends with 2 plus ronda polis bantuan~
which were so kind and teman-ed me the whole time...

Haihs...

My poor baby is now in the workshop.
She didnt get to celebrate mothers day with me...

well at least now i know my car has a " radiator "
which drinks water...

Haihs...

I'm gonna be ride-less this whole week...
Anyone wanna take me out?
Please?!?!?!


Pretty Please??

YOUR!

Home Cooking

17th February 2009 11.34pm

Friends forbade me to go to the gym today.
It seems that swimming is bad for the ankle..??
Oh well, the gas pedal was giving me problems anyway.
PLUS! because I got soooo bored..
my place is super clean now!!

Garbage taken out? Check..
Vacuum and mop floor? Check..
Clean the toilet? Check..
Clean own room? Check..
Wash the clothes? fuck... guess it can wait till tomorrow...

Sei Gay Lou : "let your ankle rest!! or not how we going to go clubbing this Friday!!"
Toy : "I didn't even know we're going out clubbing this Friday?? LOL"

Lala : "Go your head ah go!! I don't want next time when we're 40 you call me ask me come and pick you up coz pain! @$%^$#@$$%% *alot of chinese curses*"
Toy : "I can go do a lil of weights and stuff ma.. and can swim"
Lala : "Swim your head ah! Chi Kow &^%$##$%^^%$#@"
Toy : "I... I also need to go and buy movie tickets ma..."
Lala : "I help you buy..you no need go.."

hehehe mission accomplished..
Bride Wars here we come.. cheapskate club style~

Left the office about 6.30.. decided to take the back way home.
Passed by Econsave and decided to make dinner tonight..

Turned right and got the shock of my life..
THE PILLARS WERE GONE!!! THE WALLS WERE NO LONGER THERE!!
Everything was empty and dark!!
The first thing that popped into my head was Econsave burned down!!!!
Then I saw some people inside the empty lot.
HELPPPPP!!!! HANTU ECONSAVE!!!!!

Toy : "OMG Econsave burned down!!!" *Looking for my phone to call Lala to tell her.....*

till I saw... the guys turn on the lights...
Cheras Indoor Badminton Courts...
Apparently I overshot and passed bloody Econsave..

DIU...

Had to lug my bloody notebook along with my sprained ankle.
put it in a trolley and started wobbling around.
I dunk packets of vegetables, fruits, and a whole chicken into the trolley..
Right before paying I realised..
My fridge is spoilt..
Thanks Kochai!!!

DIU...

I started to put everything back at its place
taking only what I needed for tonight.
I pushed towards the cashier and remembered..
Gas susah habis...

DIU...

I lost my patience this time and dumped everything except a bag of oyster mushrooms and a brick of tofu into the fruits section.
Here Econsave, kasi some work for you...

I make my way back to the trolleys section,
and pushed the trolley back in line..
The security guard looked at me as if I just squatted and peed on the floor....
I think he wasn't quite used to seeing a paying customer push the trolley back when the trolley doesn't require that dollar coin thingamajig...

Toy : "Don't worry I left some groceries at the fruit section.. I'm not really that nice.."
Security guy : "ahh..ah..." *smiling*
(I think he doesn't understand me..haha)

Watched "Sliver" by Sharon Stone & William Baldwin.
It used to be such a big hoohah..
Errr... Nothing great lor...
All I noticed was :

1. Damn how many Baldwins are there?
2. Sharon Stone didn't mandi after gym, and they had sex.. SALTY!!! hahahaha
3. You get to see some random dudes dingdong in the movie
   &
4. William Baldwin has a hairy butt!!!!!!! hahahahahahah

hahahahaa at least I passed some time..
Crap and its still before midnight...

For once I'm going to try to sleep early..
Early early.. not like early in the morning early..

DIU...

p.s.. Debz is a Zebra SPIDER!!!(85 mins, she still hasnt noticed)


See Debs...I didnt lie.. There really is such a thing as a Zebra Spider!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Proof for debby : Zebs ia a Zebra Spider
Courtesy of your loving Aunty Joy...
Muahahahha NITE!!!

4 seasons of Valentine

True Friends, unlike most hello-goodbye friends
fight like you've just killed her entire family
swears like a whore having a bad day
and at the end, puts her arm on your shoulder and says "man, what a great day"

I've experienced this many a time,
but never before in a club.
Its usually speaking in a very monotonous serious voice
or abundance of messages
both trying to make the other party feel bad
Yesterdays episode was a series of eye balling
shouting, cussing & pushing
if we weren't being pulled back and separated
i think punching and biting was in progress
i guess not your average cat fight... hahaha

True Friends will also understand when the time calls for a slap on the face
hahahahaha theres just something about a slap that gives great pleasure..

Yesterdays event was pretty awesome
music, booze, dancing, interesting crowd, jovial group
falling, puking, comforting, fighting, shouting, sprained ankles
practically perfect!!!
sprained ankle and all...


























































See Debs I promise you guys,
I get you guys...
Such a nice aunty...LOL
If things do work out you owe me a bottle of BOMBAY SAPPHIRE
Woohooooooo!!!

Silence

Silence is all I hear from you.

so loud that I feel its hurts
I don't know where to start
everything is heavier this way
my coffees too dark
my new clothes feels like someone elses throwaway
please tell me I'm dreaming

You know not how i feel
I feel so powerless
you've stolen whats rightfully mine
I feel like a feather

I must be dreaming
why banish me
I can't take it
now i know why

its good to be alone

let me go back to where happier stands
bright and merry attention
give me back whats rightfully mine
silence is all I hear from you
now I know why

its good to be alone

Just for now..

You'll find your way back down..
Before anything disappears.
Things will be back to normal,
you won't even know what happened here.
You're not always like this..
It's not your nature, you're not like this.
I know because I'm different..
I can see past all this,
and I don't like it..

Wish me luck.
I know its all over...
Is this it?

Looks just like me, but better..
I know because I'm different..

It's not meant to be like this,
Its not what I had planned..
I don't want to feel like this..

Just for now.
Get me out of here.

Let me go back to where I was.
My little own haven.
Suddenly things just happened.. I can't explain.
Its not even light out.
All I know is..get me out of here.

Just for now.

Hello I'm back...
Higher than I've ever flew before.
Ready to ride out of your glittering cloud.
I'm happy no matter what..
So much of who I am is part of my name,
and with my help you can be the same..
God I know I'm good at it, if you only dared.

Lets breathe...
High above your December of love.
I know I love you, I think I told you before..
This isn't happening.. No its just my imagination.

Cuz I love you...
Just for now...

Is this it?
Because I love you?
Yes I guess so too..
Don't make a sound.. for me.. please..
Just for now..

La La Gap Sii dik Gu Si.. (Story of Shyte)

22 January 2009, 4.00pm

You know one of those days in the office,
where you've finished everything you could possibly do??
And its still 11am in the morning??
I'm having one of those days.
Endless hours of you-tubing, horoscope searching,
quiz taking, trying hard not to fall asleep days...
Oh yah I forgot to mention facebook poker.... hehe

Haha dun jealous..

Anyway what else can 2 idiots do with so much time on their hands???



Lala :
"minute minute hour" ur boss is gay.. coz when he stand... he like gay asss...let me draw let u ccccc...

Translation :
Fan fan zhung, your boss is gay.. because when he stands, his ass looks gay..





Apparently my boss was bending over at his own desk.
OMG seriously which straight guy bends over like dat???

Later after a very late lunch, about 3.30pm,
A customer came in.
I was too busy daydreaming to notice who...

*Blink Blink*

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he go in shit u know
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
??????
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
why de??
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
who is he??
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
tak tau
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he said find kevin
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
songkok??
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
How you know he go n shit??
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
he say stomach pain
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
toilet 1st

Sound of running water and the pail..

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
washing ass
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
wahahahaha

Boss comes out, walks towards toilet in a hurry, ass all twitched.
Flips the curtain n sees the toilet door closed.
He turns and Lala explains to him a customer is in the toilet.
He walks very fast towards the storeroom and takes out a plastic bag...


♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
he take plastic go in office to shit!
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
yerrrr
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
for collection meh
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
diuuuu

After 15 minutes, boss runs out towards the toilet n pushes the curtains away.
He sees the toilet door still shut, and walked quickly back to his office..

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
haha
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
wash ass i think
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
one eye see oso know he not yet come out la!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(definitetion of one eye see - yat ngan tai - sekali tengok)
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
ya lo
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
can see he reli GAP SII
(definitetion of GAP SII - need to go number 2 badly - "waaa aku nak berak!!!!")
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
i think kevin very gap si edi

The customer finally comes out n walks into boss's office...

♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
kevin sure say
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
kevin : "how r u.. very gap sii"
♫♥ EupHoRia bLoSSoM ♥♫ says:
kevin : "wait ah i go shit"
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
do u und i so harddddddd to tahan laugh
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
jibai
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
u stil laughing
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
later sure fighting inside de
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
coz kevin :"piiiiiii~~~~~, shit~~"

Latest news from Lala on a boring Thursday b4 leaving for home..

杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
juz now got 1 guy in texas name is....
(texas - texas hold'em poker - facebook poker)
杰西 "JaY~JaY" says:
muhammad fahai

LETS GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Racist Is Me

11 January 2009 2.37pm

There's a certain time in ones life where you crave for mamak food.
It's Weird!!

I've been working in Connaught since.... 2005?
All I ever have for breakfast and lunch is mamak food.
One would think I'd get sick of it by now..
(till middle of 2008, finally got tired and went for chinese food, but i still have my breakfast at the mamak since its the closest thing to food from my office)

Anyway, the craving is with me today.
I pull my lazy ass out of the house, down to the mamak to bungkus NASI LEMAK.. mmm
The wait was about half an hour (I guess everyone decided to have lunch at the mamak today)
I scanned around. Almost everyone was Malaysian cept this table of two.

Theres an increasing growth of a certain race here that goes to UCSI just opposite my place.
(not saying out loud for my own safety..lol, but you guys know right? oh oh de..)
well theres actually 2 la, but one of them is kinda considered my own (CHINA, yea see I'm not afraid of you hahaha)
I've never really gave it much thought till recently when more of them moved from the condo opposite my place to the condo behind us.
(THANKS TO THE BLOODY BRIDGE RECENTLY BUILT)
They now lepak at the chinese DA CHAO and mamak right in front of my flat.
Its fine if they keep it to themselves, but quite frankly they've become a nuisance.

They Drink.
Ya I know, so do we.
But we normally just become loud and laugh like hyennas.
OKLA I normally become loud and laugh like hyennas.
(this one is for you debby just incase you wanted to add more stuff in)

They've started to hassle the girls who sit alone waiting for their take aways.
I've kenaED a few times myself.
Most of the time i pretend "Me no speaketh no engwish"
and after about 5 minutes or so, they give up and disturb other females.

The girls have talked to the owner of the DA CHAO but what can they do?
They themselves fear these aliens.

Stones car got scratched so bad by them that she couldn't stop crying.
Sigh...

I park outside ever since I've given my parking sticker to Jon.
Theres quite a distance I have to walk before reaching my apartment,
and I usually meet at least 2-5 along the way.
I have to avoid all eye contact, so i normally hang my head as if in shame while i walk.
Crap once again i'm blabbering.

K back to the mamak part.
Them two fellas were talking about how he banged this chick last night.
A chinese girl it seems. *I don't even want to picture that thought. bleargh*

Then they decide to leave.

Alien : "Bang! Money!" instead of our normal " Neh, kira.."
He hands the guy a 5 ringgit note. The anneh accepts the note.

Aneh : "this one 8 ringgit."

Alien : "Fuck this I'm not giving you 8 ringgit for this piece of shit!"

Aneh : "you order nasi goreng, 2 mineral water..................." he tries to explain...

Alien : "I din no fucking tell you to put in these fucking pieces of shit. If i wanted to eat frog legs I'd tell you to fucking put in frogs legs!"

Aneh : "but sir..." (as he points to all the prawn shells on the table...)

Alien : "No one told you to put them in! No this is all its worth! I'm only giving you 5 ringgit!" (stands up and leaves, while his partner is snickering...)

Sigh...

I've never really considered myself racist, seriously, besides towards my own kind,
but today!
Today I want to be racist.

Since you hate us so much.. Why don't you just go home?