Don't Drag Me To Hell

Saturday Evening

Toy : "omg you know bla bla bla bla bla...."
Debz : "hey we talk about it at dinner la..."
Toy : "ok...we can go to this chinese restaurant here.....bla bla bla huh? then what you wanna eat?"
Debz : "dim sum!!"
Toy : "waaa expensive...but can la...hahahaha"
Debz : "hahaha but the dim sum there bo ho jiak edi.."
Toy : "bitch..make up your mind la.."
Debz : "mamak or that chinese restaurant la.."
Toy : "okok what time?"
Debz : "8pm ok?"
Toy : "hmm better make it 8.30pm"
Debz : "k la im going to zzz for awhile first...see ya"

8pm
*some scary ass music at the background*
i open my eyes.
its dark.

note to self : change bloody debz ringtone... fuckin scary weh...

Toy : "hello?" (trying to sound awake)
Debz : "you still at home ah?"
Toy : "ya..why ah?"
Debz : "bitch..im at sentul already la"
Toy : "oh im leaving now edi.."
Debz : "you ahhh"
Toy : "what...kuchais like 10 mins from my place oni"
Debz : "kk faster la...biatch.."

Time to push the red button.
Light speed mode set : ON

i reach the mamak at 8.40
not too bad la..10 mins late only.. hehe
our 8 por session commences.
stories of all sorts are looked into and laughed at..

suddenly debz starts laughing like siao
i turn and look
the good ppl at brj
while trying to ready the big screen for their daily gangsters movie show
takes out a traffic sign board and moves it away to make room for the movie
wtf...how cool is that..?

i explain how brj always plays gang movies
movies you don't see in the cinema or astro
very very realistic hong kong triad movies
we continue our pepok till suddenly a woman gets slapped
(in the movie la of course)
a gang is torturing a woman trying to pry info from her
she denies them
simon aka dai lou uses some plyers and pulls the first tooth out
then second tooth
then pulls our her nail (WHOLE!!)
and another guy stabs a knife through her palm

jaws drop.

Toy : "omg!!!"
Debz : "stupid bitch! of coz you start telling them the info la!!
Toy : "for me i see the plyers only i'll shout "OKOK i'll tell you everything i know! no need for plyers and all!"
Debz : "yala!! i mean even if you wanna protect the person. The first tooth should do the trick edi la! crazy..why wait till they torture you so much then only tell..thats just plain stupid!"
Toy : "i know what you mean. but what if you're trying to protect the person you love very much? someone like.....ermm your parents? like,,,"Wheres your parents!!!" and you know they are going after them to kill them"
Debz : "er..." *shurgs*

*silence*

Toy : "I'd tell them straight away if they bring out the plyers weh!"
Debz : "hahahaha me also weh!!"
Toy : "yala..i mean put a gun to my head...then i will reconsider. i die or they die. k that one sacrifice never mind la..."
Debz : "ya exactly. my dad prolly outlive me anyway...haha"
Toy : "yea..but bring out plyers all means.. sorry la.. every man for himself edi...prolly tell them straight then try to call them and get them to safety"
Debz : "yea~"

hey debz..i think we're going to hell weh...hahahaha
Yo Lamia~ drag me to hell~

we lepaks at brj till 11.30pm
debz suddenly has this bright idea of catching a movie
"drag me to hell" to be precise.
horror movie?
saturday night?
bring it!!!

we didnt really know if MV was playing the movie
so i msged the 6pack guy *click click "are you at home" click send*
**beep beep "yea whats up"**
**click click click.....*

Debz : "call him la bitch!! we haven't got all day!!"
Toy : "hahah okok okok..."

Toy : "hey i need a hugeee favor!"
6pack guy : "what why? where are you?"
Toy : "can you tolong masuk gsc website and see what midnight movies are on?"
6pack guy : "*click click click* due to over trafficking bla bla bla unable to bla bla bla
Toy : "shit! debz how la! cannot masuk!"
6pack guy : "*click click click*
Debz : "huh let me ask Ken!"
Toy : "mumble mumble mumble
6pack guy : "midnight movies! this one sure you like one. BLOOD: The Last Vampire!"
Toy : "fuck you weh!!:
6pack guy : "hahahhaa...Departure...a story of...bla bla.."
Debz : "No."
Toy : "Anything else?
6pack guy : "Dance Subaru. A japanese film...of ..."
Toy : "no japanese movies please."
6pack guy : "Drag me to hell! 12am!"
Toy & Debz : "YESSSSS!"
Toy : "Thanksssss so much!"
6pack guy : "no problemo"

we reach MV with about 15 minutes to spare.
i rush in while debs look for parking.
i get to the ticket counter...and they only have 17 seats left.
the only two seats together are on the 1st row.

Toy : "small cinema. front row quite far away from the screen.."
Debz : "crazy ah...no man!:
Toy : "ok la we sit apart."
Debz : "im cool with it"

we walk into the cinema
DAMNN
the front seats are about 8m away from the screen

Debz : "see told you!! crazy bitch! summo wanted to get front seats!"
Toy : "ok what~ just lie down straight and watch..haha"

the movie starts at 12.20am
i tell you if i was 20 years older.
i wouldav kena heart attack edi!!

debs on the other hand thought the movie was abit lame.

but i was really spooked!
the last time i felt so scared was the american haunting
my heart was beating so fast i could feel the discomfort it was causing me

right after the movie ends
Toy : "debz! how to drive home alone la!! heart attack weh"

the whole journey back to kuchai to get my car
was a series of "shit weh!", "fuck weh!", and "how la weh!"

• shit weh! damn scary weh!
• fuck weh! the woman omg! heart attack la!
• how la weh! i sleep alone! no ones at home!

i just couldnt stop.
debz said i had to stop it edi becoz now she's getting abig scared edi...hahahha

I reach home.
Thank god the good people in connaught apartments are all vampires and only sleep during the day.
I walk back to my place to find Fergs patiently waiting for me.
adhu dhu dhu
Toy : "girl ah lucky you didn't watch the movie ah...you also sure heart attack like mummy"
Fergie : "growwl growwl bark bark"
Translation : "do i look like i give a rats ass ah? feed me bitch!"

i feed Fergie and leave the main door open for her to go out and lepak while i wash my clothes.
About 20 minutes later I'm shouting at her to come home.
Just as i was about to take my clothes out back to dry
Fergie barks at the same direction.
SHIT!
Girl what you barking at?
*mini schnauzer growls*
i stand there, carrying a whole load of my clothes,
looking at the lil mutt growling at the empty space...
do i? do i not?
shit...tough decision..
should i just go to bed and watch the simpsons?

For those who do not know.
The simpsons is my cure for everything.
It keeps my mind blank while i fall asleep.

And so i wake up this morning
feeling some what sohai for being so chicken the night before..

oh well...at least they didn't drag me to hell... yet...

to all the people who adores horror movies as much as i do
Drag me to hell is a must watch!
not for the faint hearted..

Warning :
Movie might cause :

1. abnormal heart beat & discomfort
   
2. alot of cussin after the movie, and
3. alot of clothes hung out to dry in the living room