Did you know?

12th November 2008, Wednesday
(Connaught pasar malam night)

Help! I'm emailing some files to my client
but the connection in my house is just too slow!
Snails would have crossed the road, found a partner, mated,
had babies,and died but my files would still be attaching..

To pass time, I've decided to come up with a segment called
"DID YOU KNOW?"
I'm gonna fill it with facts of my favorite niece.

Did you know?
That zebras could bowl?
HEHEHEHEHEHEH
They're not very good at it, but for a monochromatic fella,
I'd say they're doing a helluva job!!!

I've not been to a bowling alley for ages!
I remembered we're supposed to share something with the other players but I couldnt quite put my hand on it...
We reached our lane (Lane 30) and there was this couple at the next lane (Lane 29)
I went "ahhhh share table!! now i remember" ..
and pulled the retractable chair to sit down.
The lady gave me a weird look, so I decided to check which lane was this???
Then I saw Zebz putting her things on the table beside the couples' table..
Ooops Malu nyerr...
I finally realized we were only supposed to share the balls n the place to put the balls.
Tsk tsk tsk...yes its been that long.. PAISEH

Zebs wasn't herself today.
When in kuantan, she'd beat me flat,
just by standing in front of the arrow, let go off the ball,
and STRIKE!!!!!

today...

today lain sikit.
She came lah like a pro bowler, got tape to tape the fingers n all
saying if not her nails will chip or break (not sure which one)
funny... I thought zebras only had hooves,
and they were supposed to be super strong!
kakakakak

hehe a bowling alley sure is a noisy place.
I told her the tape could be used to tape your nipples as well if you didnt want to wear a bra..and when you didnt want to look as if you have two pointers under your shirt.
She couldnt hear me and kept on going HA?? HA????
I started shouting "Nipples!!!" LOUDER AND LOUDER!
I hope no one heard me..

So our girl walked straight up to the bowling balls,
tiba tiba turned back and started giggling and..... I think... she was talking to me.
I couldn't really hear her at first but then she started taking the tape back out again.
Apparently she taped the wrong hoof.. hahaha
Ooops my bad, aku punya jahat..I meant fingernail..
HAHA
debz - 1 : Joy - 1

Heres some proof that Zebras can bowl!!

























This pic reminds me of Debby when she was very young.
hehehe













Now what would bowling be..
without a little name calling!





Overall Debz did okla...she did manage to beat the indian girl at the next lane.
Esok sekali lagi!!

BTW,
have you ever noticed?
Almost everyone, when they bowl (mostly females),
they throw the ball, turn their backs straight away,
make some funny face and whinny noises (some of them show the tongue thingy as if they just choked to death or something),
walk towards their table, after about 3 steps,
they turn their heads to see whether they've hit anything or whether their ball went into the longkang!
And just before sitting down,
they will explain why the ball went this or that direction..

hehe I think its cute!
I wonder why only the girls do this?
I was observing many bowlers tonight and mostly all of them were like dat!
Zebz was like 50 - 50 only, if she knew she threw a pariah ball,
she'd straight turn back n grumble.
If got chance she'd stay and watch the ball roll.. hmmmm

YAY finally my files uploaded liao!

Stay tuned for more "DID YOU KNOW?" in near future!
Tata~

PS: Snails really do cross the roads to find their partner and make babies!!
awww so cute...
yet gross..